Thoughts to live by...

Living on Earth is expensive,

but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.

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Birthdays are good for you;

the more you have, the longer you live.

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How long a minute is...

depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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Ever notice that the people who are late are often

much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

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If ignorance is bliss,

why aren't more people happy?

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Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.

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If WalMart is lowering prices every day,

how come nothing is free yet?

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You may be only one person in the world,

but you may also be the world to one person.

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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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Don't cry because it's over;

smile because it happened.

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We could learn a lot from crayons:

some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull,

some have weird names, and all are different colors

but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

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A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

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Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

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